Maria Bamford
October 3 at 7:30pm
Northwest Washington
Alternative comedy confessionals
Upcoming events at Warner Theatre
- Go-Go 50 ā 2026-10-30T00:00:00-04:00
- The Nutcracker ā 2026-11-28T00:00:00-05:00
š"people were smaller in 1924" ā legroom is tight in the balcony
šøDecent-sized drink cups, grab mozzarella sticks
š
æļøStreet parking can be found right out front
Step inside the Warner and you'll swear you've stepped back into 1924, except with much better sound. This ornate downtown theater hosts ballet, concerts, and live performances in a gilded, grand setting that feels like the opposite of a modern megaplex.
ornate gilded interior
classic theater architecture
ballet and concerts
intimate despite the grandeur
š"people were smaller in 1924" ā legroom is tight in the balcony
šøDecent-sized drink cups, grab mozzarella sticks
š
æļøStreet parking can be found right out front
Step inside the Warner and you'll swear you've stepped back into 1924, except with much better sound. This ornate downtown theater hosts ballet, concerts, and live performances in a gilded, grand setting that feels like the opposite of a modern megaplex.
ornate gilded interior
classic theater architecture
ballet and concerts
intimate despite the grandeur
Upcoming events at Warner Theatre