This event is in the past.It took place on April 17, 2026 at Pangea.




Salty Brine turns Laura Nyro's "Eli and the Thirteenth Confession" into a bawdy vaudeville romp through Ancient Rome, complete with funky music and deliberately tasteless jokes. It's weird, wild, and unapologetically theatrical.
Intimate cabaret theater
Retro album reimagined
Campy comedy
Live music & performance
Tips
🎭"The shows start punctually & even at the back you are very close to the stage. Sight lines are great."
🍽️arrive by 6pm to order before the 9:30pm show
💵bring cash if buying tickets at the door
YOU’LL NEVER GET TO HEAVEN (The Laura Nyro Show)
East Village




Salty Brine turns Laura Nyro's "Eli and the Thirteenth Confession" into a bawdy vaudeville romp through Ancient Rome, complete with funky music and deliberately tasteless jokes. It's weird, wild, and unapologetically theatrical.
Intimate cabaret theater
Retro album reimagined
Campy comedy
Live music & performance
Tips
🎭"The shows start punctually & even at the back you are very close to the stage. Sight lines are great."
🍽️arrive by 6pm to order before the 9:30pm show
💵bring cash if buying tickets at the door
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