This event is in the past.It took place on November 6, 2025 at The State Theatre.








Step into a cinematic journey with "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You," a gripping comedy-drama. Follow Linda as she navigates life's chaos, from mysterious illnesses to missing persons, in this thought-provoking 1h53m film.
Indie comedy-drama
Thought-provoking film
Historic theater
Accessibility features
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Burns Park








Step into a cinematic journey with "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You," a gripping comedy-drama. Follow Linda as she navigates life's chaos, from mysterious illnesses to missing persons, in this thought-provoking 1h53m film.
Indie comedy-drama
Thought-provoking film
Historic theater
Accessibility features
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