

Café Klandestino
Lisboa
Café Klandestino smuggles 1950s coffee-running history into a tiki-dive bar rebellion. Owner-bartender João Resende's cocktails get weird in the best way: think whisky with bone marrow and other taste-bending experiments.
Tiki-dive aesthetic
Rebellious spirit
Crazy cocktail experiments
LGBTQ+ friendly
Tips
🍹"extreme training for taste buds"
🦆try the duck and octopus snacks
🎵modern hip-hop and R&B vibes
Café Klandestino
LisboaOpens Friday at 6:00 PM


Café Klandestino smuggles 1950s coffee-running history into a tiki-dive bar rebellion. Owner-bartender João Resende's cocktails get weird in the best way: think whisky with bone marrow and other taste-bending experiments.
Tiki-dive aesthetic
Rebellious spirit
Crazy cocktail experiments
LGBTQ+ friendly
Tips
🍹"extreme training for taste buds"
🦆try the duck and octopus snacks
🎵modern hip-hop and R&B vibes