This event is in the past.It took place on February 18, 2026 at Astor Place Theatre.
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PlayFour performers race 20 kilometers on treadmills while attempting absurd real-life tasks: cooking a three-course meal, reciting Hamlet's soliloquy, walking a dog, even submitting an arts grant. If they fail, you get your money back. It's cringe comedy meets endurance sport, and it's uncomfortably relatable.
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Burnout Paradise
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PlayPlayFour performers race 20 kilometers on treadmills while attempting absurd real-life tasks: cooking a three-course meal, reciting Hamlet's soliloquy, walking a dog, even submitting an arts grant. If they fail, you get your money back. It's cringe comedy meets endurance sport, and it's uncomfortably relatable.
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