



No Name Kitchen
Bagneux
Chaotic counter service and prison-like waiting, then a smash burger so juicy it redeems everything. The patties are craggy-edged, properly seasoned, and genuinely worth the hassle.
Smash burger specialist
Juicy smash patties
Straight-cut fries
Takeout focused
Tips
🍔"Damn me, these were the best smashes I've eaten"
⏱️expect a long wait, even with staff around
🍟ask for the straight-cut fries, not angled
No Name Kitchen
BagneuxOpens Friday at 6:30 PM




Chaotic counter service and prison-like waiting, then a smash burger so juicy it redeems everything. The patties are craggy-edged, properly seasoned, and genuinely worth the hassle.
Smash burger specialist
Juicy smash patties
Straight-cut fries
Takeout focused
Tips
🍔"Damn me, these were the best smashes I've eaten"
⏱️expect a long wait, even with staff around
🍟ask for the straight-cut fries, not angled