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La Nouvelle Seine

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A converted péniche barge docked in the Seine's shadow of Notre-Dame, where emerging comedians and cabaret performers take the stage below deck while rotating young chefs command the kitchen above. Come for the views, stay for the laughs, and discover your next favorite chef before they blow up.

Notre-Dame views
stand-up comedy
cabaret shows
rotating chef residencies

Tips

🎭"a springboard for comedians — the ideal place to catch the evolution of stand-up" (Le Monde)
👩‍🍳new chef takes over the kitchen monthly — menus change constantly
🌊arrive early to snag terrace seats facing Notre-Dame

La Nouvelle Seine

Port de Montebello, 75005 Paris, France

+33 1 43 54 08 08

www.lanouvelleseine.com

Upcoming at La Nouvelle Seine

Tuesday, Jun 9
Thomas PIET dans KOALA

Thomas PIET dans KOALA

June 9 at 7:30pm

Thomas Piet takes the stage on a floating theater to dismantle what it means to be a "real man." Through sharp satire and tender moments, this one-man show unpacks virility, consent, and vulnerability, proving that laughter and tears can teach us how to be alive.

Grand Canyon sortie 9 direction Le Haillan

Grand Canyon sortie 9 direction Le Haillan

June 9 at 9pm

Laurette Lalande turns a one-woman show into something between a concert and a confessional, mixing self-confidence anthems with odes to Leclerc supermarkets and Koh-Lanta contestants. Raw, joyful, and deeply French.

Wednesday, Jun 10
Nicolas BENOIT dans Performance

Nicolas BENOIT dans Performance

June 10 at 7:30pm

Nicolas Benoit brings his sharp wit and guitar to a floating venue on the Seine, dissecting masculinity, vegetarianism, and work culture with musical stand-up that hits hard but lands gentle.

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