These 926 activities are worth leaving the house for.
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November 15 at 4:30am (This weekend) +5
Exit Theatre · Tenderloin • Free
Watch theater get born in real time. Writers sprint for 30 minutes to create fresh monologues, then actors breathe them to life on the spot. It's raw, it's ridiculous, and it's completely free.
November 15 at 2pm (This weekend) +7
New Conservatory Theatre Center · Civic Center
Two men sit in a cubicle, reducing components to the bare minimum in a transformative play about hope. Visitors attend a ninety-minute performance without intermission at the New Conservatory Theatre Center.
Sundays
The Spotlight Comedy (Secret Comedy Show) · Union Square • Free
SF's only weekly Desi comedy night takes over a secret venue near BART, with top Bay Area comics of South Asian descent cracking wise every Saturday. Free entry, big laughs.
Sundays
Moe Greens Dispensary & Lounge · Civic Center • Free
The only comedy show in San Francisco where you can legally light up during the set. HellaFunny brings 4-5 curated comics to Moe Greens' swanky cannabis lounge every Saturday: velvet booths, state-of-the-art ventilation, and 70 minutes of standup that hits different.
Weekends
447 Minna St · SoMa
Thirty tiny plays, one ticking clock, zero fourth wall. The SF Neo-Futurists sprint through an ever-changing lineup of personal, political, and wildly funny mini-plays, and the audience calls the order.
November 14 at 9pm (This weekend) +51
West SoMa • $16
Thirty tiny plays, one frantic hour, zero intermission. The San Francisco Neo-Futurists sprint through a wild grab bag of scenes that range from hilarious to heartbreaking, and you never know what's next.
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Sat Nov 14, 7pm
Cobb's Comedy Club · Russian Hill
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
City Hall Events Office · Civic Center
Free
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
The Function · Civic Center
FREE with Eventbrite RSVP – Donations appreciated
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Moe Greens · Civic Center
$0
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
Cobb's Comedy Club · Russian Hill
$0-$100
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Moe Greens · Civic Center
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
The Valencia Room · Mission District
$$
Sat Nov 14, 10pm
The Function · Civic Center
Free
Sat Nov 14, 4pm
Brava Theater Center · Mission District
$41
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Moe Greens Dispensary & Lounge · Civic Center
Free
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
Punch Line Comedy Club - San Francisco · Financial District
Sat Nov 14, 7:45pm
Shelton Theater · Union Square
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
Endgames Improv · Mission District
$21.49
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Dance Mission Theater · Mission District
Sat Nov 14, 7:45pm
Shelton Theater · Union Square
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
The Barbary Stage · Northern Waterfront
$28
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
BATS Improv Theatre · Fort Mason
$10-$25
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
447 Minna St · West SoMa
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Secret Improv Society · Union Square
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
The Function · Civic Center
Free
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
The Function · Civic Center
Free
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Endgames Improv · Mission District
$17.12
Sat Nov 14, 7:45pm
Mr Bing's · Chinatown
$20-$30
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Endgames Improv · Mission District
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
Safehouse Arts · Tenderloin
$16
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
War Memorial Opera House · Fillmore District
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
The Function · Civic Center
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
Palace of Fine Arts · Marina District
Sat Nov 14, 7:30pm
Club Fugazi · North Beach
$86.9-$108.9
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Endgames Improv Theater & Bar · Mission District
$17.12
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
447 Minna St · SoMa
$13-$18
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
Endgames Improv Theater & Bar · Mission District
Cost: $16.37*
Sat Nov 14, 9:30pm
Cobb's Comedy Club · Russian Hill
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
Palace of Fine Arts · Marina District
$64.05 - $75.45
Sat Nov 14, 7:45pm
Mr Bing's · Chinatown
$15-$20
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
The Function · Civic Center
$20-$25
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
The Function · Civic Center
Free
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
The Function · Civic Center
Free
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
The Valencia Room · Mission District
$15
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
The Function · Civic Center
FREE
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
Hayes Valley
$16
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
San Francisco Playhouse · Union Square
$60 – $145
Sat Nov 14, 10pm
The Function · Civic Center
Free
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Shelton Theater · Union Square
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
New Conservatory Theatre Center · Civic Center
Sat Nov 14, 5:30pm
El Lopo · Lower Nob Hill
$25 per person
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
The Function · Civic Center
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
Market Street · Hayes Valley
$25
Sat Nov 14, 7:30pm
Orpheum Theatre · Civic Center
$69
Sat Nov 14, 4pm
Brava Theater Center · Mission District
$50
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
San Francisco Magic Theater @ the Marrakech · Tenderloin
$10-$25
Sat Nov 14, 9pm
447 Minna St · SoMa
$10-$25
Sat Nov 14, 8pm
Fort Mason Center · SF
$15-$25
Sat Nov 14, 7pm
Beaux · Duboce Triangle
$$
New Conservatory Theatre Center is worth checking for intimate productions and queer stories. For an evening built around dancing, look at the programme at Madrone Art Bar. Pick the production or music first; the room is only half the decision.
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