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Every day at 9pm
Madame Arthur · Paris • 20 €
Madame Arthur throws Paris's most gloriously unhinged cabaret. Expect cult French hits, wicked audience improv, and transvestite performers serving absurdity and joy in a standing-room-only space that feels like a private party.
Every day at 8pm from May 25 to Dec. 31
Le Grenier du Rire · Paris • 80 €
Step into a piece of Parisian history at this 42-seat cabaret that's been serving laughter since 1979. Settle in for a proper French dinner, then watch comedians and magicians take the tiny stage for a night of old-school charm.
October 27 at 8:30pm +52
Vieux Belleville · Belleville • $$$
Accordion-fueled Edith Piaf nights in a packed little bistro where the whole room sings along. Dinner comes with a side of pure old-Paris magic.
October 27 at 3pm +8
Le Funambule · Paris
Based on Andersen's Thumbelina, this musical cabaret follows a tiny heroine through a flamboyant world. Expect live piano, catchy songs, and a high-energy performance that delights both children and adults.
October 28 at 7:30pm +21
Le Cancan Pigalle - Restaurant/Bar/Scène · Paris • $9.5-$15.5
Marie-Jo Dassin hosts a chaotic, ever-changing Wednesday night where blind tests, drag, and comedy collide. Three acts of pure entertainment in Pigalle's most intimate cabaret corner.
October 27 at 9pm +52
Théâtre des Mathurins · Opéra • 30 €
Judith Margolin trades her Marilyn Monroe persona for a sequined cape in this wild, glitter-drenched odyssey about a DJ who suddenly craves motherhood. Expect dance, combat sports, and pure joyful chaos.
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Tue, Oct 27 · 11:15 PM
Golden Comedy Club · Paris
$5-$12
Wed, Oct 28 · 2:45 PM
Paradis Latin · 5th Arr.
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 8:00 PM
Théâtre du Lido · Champs-Elysées
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:30 PM
Paradis Latin · Paris
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 6:45 PM
Comédie Café · Pigalle
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:30 PM
Le Mélo d’Amélie · Sentier
Wed, Oct 28 · 4:30 PM
La Comédie Saint-Michel · 5th Arr.
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Paris
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Paris
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Pigalle
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 8:15 PM
Crazy Horse Paris · Champs-Elysées
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Silencio Club · 2nd Arr.
20 €
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre de la Manufacture des Abbesses · Pigalle
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Kidology Restaurant & Comedy-Club · Latin Quarter
$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Le Double Fond · Paris
32 €
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:30 PM
Paradis Latin · 5th Arr.
$280
Wed, Oct 28 · 3:00 PM
La Scala Paris · Paris
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Kidology Restaurant & Comedy-Club · Latin Quarter
6,95 €
Wed, Oct 28 · 11:00 AM
Théâtre du Ranelagh · Paris
Wed, Oct 28 · 8:00 PM
Mama Shelter Paris East · Charonne
5,95 €
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:30 PM
Paradis Latin · Paris
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Paris
$299-$410.5
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Le Funambule · 18th Arr.
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
La Scala Paris · Sentier
15-38 €
Wed, Oct 28 · 12:00 PM
Comédie & Studio des Champs-Elysées · Paris
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
The Comedy Club · Paris
$10.95-$24.95
Wed, Oct 28 · 2:00 PM
Musée de la Magie · 4th Arr.
12 €
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:30 PM
Paradis Latin · 5th Arr.
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Paris
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 2:15 PM
Paradis Latin · Paris
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Pigalle
$168
Wed, Oct 28 · 2:30 PM
Le Double Fond · Paris
14 €
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre Bo Saint-Martin · Paris
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre La Bruyère · Paris
Wed, Oct 28 · 11:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Pigalle
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
The Comedy Club · Paris
$10.95-$24.95
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Le Double Fond · Paris
32 €
Wed, Oct 28 · 6:45 PM
Comédie Café · Paris
Free
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Pigalle
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:30 PM
Bel Canto · 4th Arr.
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 8:00 PM
Crazy Horse Paris · Paris
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Manufacture des Abbesses · Paris
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre La Bruyère · Faubourg Montmartre
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:30 PM
Victoria Paris · Les Ternes
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 8:00 PM
7-9 Comedy Room · Paris
$10
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Pigalle
$260-$270
Wed, Oct 28 · 5:30 PM
Chez Prince Comedy Club · Quartier de l'Odéon
$4.9-$18.9
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:00 PM
Moulin Rouge · Paris
$319-$416.5
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Le Fridge Comedy | Comedy Club Paris · Paris
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:30 PM
Théâtre Bo Saint-Martin · République
Wed, Oct 28 · 9:30 PM
Paradis Latin · 5th Arr.
$$$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:00 PM
Kidology Restaurant & Comedy-Club · Latin Quarter
$$
Wed, Oct 28 · 8:30 PM
Salle Gaveau · 8th Arr.
17,20-82 €
Wed, Oct 28 · 7:30 PM
Paradis Latin · Paris
$$$$
Start with the exhibition or performance that interests you, then build the afternoon around it. Check the temporary exhibitions at the Musée d'Art Moderne de Paris, or the performance programme at Palais Garnier. One show and time to talk about it over dinner makes a good plan.
Tell me that when you ask. I’d start with exhibitions, live music, or dance. For theatre, comedy, and talks, check the performance language and whether surtitles are available before booking. An English description doesn’t necessarily mean an English-language show.
Tell me when you’re free, where you’ll be, and what sounds appealing. “Live music near me, somewhere I can sit, under $30” gives me more to work with than “something fun.” You can keep narrowing it down with me.
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