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November 4 at 9pm +57
Théâtre Antoine-Simone Berriau · Faubourg Saint-Martin • 76 €
A dinner party implodes when one guest laughs at the worst possible moment. Claudia Tagbo and Florent Peyre star in this sharp comedy dissecting how humor can make or break relationships.
Every day from Nov. 4 to Nov. 8
THEATRE PARADIS DU LUCERNAIRE · Montparnasse • 32 €
Chicago encounters with Al Capone, the liberation of Paris, and years in Cuba shape a biographical stage production following Ernest Hemingway from the roaring twenties through his final American years at the Lucernaire.
November 4 at 6pm
Centre Wallonie-Bruxelles · Les Halles
Childhood plague, street brawls, and death sentences shape a violent life where the hand wields both paintbrush and sword with equal force. Luigi D’Elia performs this French-language theatrical monologue about Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio.
Every day at 6pm, 7pm, 8pm and 9:30pm
The Comedy Club · Paris • $10.95-$24.95
Laugh until your cheeks hurt at this curated showcase where Jamel Debbouze's favorite comedians deliver their sharpest sets. The intimate room buzzes with that rare energy: everyone in on the joke together.
November 3 at 7pm +2
LE FUNAMBULE MONTMARTRE · 18th Arr.
Five performers take the stage at Le Funambule Montmartre to defend prose, verse, and alexandrins against modern text-speak and artificial intelligence through a dynamic mix of burlesque, poetry, and choreography.
Every day at 9pm
Madame Arthur · Paris • 20 €
Madame Arthur throws Paris's most gloriously unhinged cabaret. Expect cult French hits, wicked audience improv, and transvestite performers serving absurdity and joy in a standing-room-only space that feels like a private party.
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Tue, Nov 3 · 11:15 PM
Golden Comedy Club · Paris
$5-$12
Tue, Nov 3 · 11:15 PM
LE PANAME ART CAFE · Faubourg du Temple
$$
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre Michel · Opéra
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Théatre Hebertot · Quartier de l'Europe
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Salle Rejane · Pigalle
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:00 PM
THEATRE DES BELIERS PARISIENS · Clignancourt
25-37 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 2:30 PM
ABC THEATRE · 19th Arr.
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Le Grenier du Rire · Paris
80 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre Bo Saint-Martin · Paris
14 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 5:00 PM
Théâtre Montparnasse & Petit Montparnasse · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 12:00 PM
Théâtre de la Gaîté-Montparnasse · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:45 PM
La Comédie Saint-Michel · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre Edouard VII · Opéra
Wed, Nov 4 · 4:30 PM
Théâtre de Guignol · Paris
7 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
THEATRE BO SAINT-MARTIN · République
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:30 PM
Théâtre Montmartre Galabru · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 2:00 PM
Louvre Museum · 1st Arr.
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
THEATRE DES NOUVEAUTES · 2nd Arr.
Wed, Nov 4 · 8:00 PM
THEATRE DU LIDO · Champs-Elysées
Wed, Nov 4 · 2:20 PM
Essaion de Paris · 4th Arr.
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:30 PM
Théâtre du Marais · 3rd Arr.
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
THEATRE DES NOUVEAUTES · 2nd Arr.
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre de la Gaîté-Montparnasse · Paris
36,50 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre Montorgueil · Sentier
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:30 PM
Théâtre Bo Saint-Martin · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:15 PM
LA SCALA PARIS · Sentier
Wed, Nov 4 · 8:30 PM
Comédie-Française · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:00 PM
Théâtre Montorgueil · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:30 PM
La Comédie Saint-Michel · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 12:00 PM
Théâtre Tristan Bernard · Paris
44 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:00 PM
THEATRE ROUGE DU LUCERNAIRE · Montparnasse
Wed, Nov 4 · 2:30 PM
Le Double Fond · Paris
14 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 8:30 PM
Vieux Belleville · Belleville
$$$
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Comédie Bastille · Popincourt
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre de Nesle · Saint-Germain-des-Prés
20 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre de la Huchette · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
La Contrescarpe · 5th Arr.
$$
Wed, Nov 4 · 8:30 PM
Le Mélo d’Amélie · Sentier
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:00 PM
Théâtre Montparnasse & Petit Montparnasse · Montparnasse
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:30 PM
Paradis Latin · Paris
$$$$
Wed, Nov 4 · 8:00 PM
Les Étoiles · Faubourg Saint-Martin
À partir de 30€
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:30 PM
Théâtre du Marais · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 8:00 PM
7 Rue Louise-Émilie de la Tour d'Auvergne · Paris
$10
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:00 PM
Théâtre Montorgueil · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:45 PM
La Comédie Saint-Michel · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 2:00 PM
Théâtre du Ranelagh · Paris
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
THEATRE DE L'ATELIER · Montmartre
30 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 8:55 PM
LA GRANDE COMEDIE · Quartier de l'Europe
Wed, Nov 4 · 5:30 PM
Guignol de Paname · 13th Arr.
7 €
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:30 PM
THEATRE BO SAINT-MARTIN · République
Wed, Nov 4 · 9:00 PM
Théâtre Le Temple · République
Wed, Nov 4 · 7:00 PM
Théâtre Lepic · Paris
€ 29-€ 38
Wed, Nov 4 · 8:30 PM
Lucernaire · Paris
Free
Wed, Nov 4 · 2:30 PM
Louvre Museum · 1st Arr.
34-44 €
Start with the exhibition or performance that interests you, then build the afternoon around it. Check the temporary exhibitions at the Musée d'Art Moderne de Paris, or the performance programme at Palais Garnier. One show and time to talk about it over dinner makes a good plan.
Tell me that when you ask. I’d start with exhibitions, live music, or dance. For theatre, comedy, and talks, check the performance language and whether surtitles are available before booking. An English description doesn’t necessarily mean an English-language show.
Tell me when you’re free, where you’ll be, and what sounds appealing. “Live music near me, somewhere I can sit, under $30” gives me more to work with than “something fun.” You can keep narrowing it down with me.
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